18 posts tagged “found porn”
If you ever needed evidence that guys -- all guys -- think about sex a lot, look no further than my own beloved C'pher. He has been pining away for this guy, who, after likely posing years ago for some stock photography, started appearing in an ad posted in various BART stations and trains while ago. C 'oohed' and 'aahed' all over this admittedly dreamy looking commuter/model/waiter, and when the posters started disappearing (I guess people got the message that we should move over and make room for seniors and persons with disabilities), he was crestfallen.
Imagine our delight just the other day when we saw the guy on the wall of our BART train. We immediately snapped some pictures for posterity (ahem) and C went so far as to make him the wallpaper on his phone.
Anyone having knowledge of the guy from the picture, his name, whereabouts, or contact information is instructed to NOT TELL CHRISTOPHER. That is all.
You may not know this, but you find the most interesting things by typing words into the Google Image search engine. For instance, type "moustache," and you get no pictures whatsoever of Tom Selleck. On the other hand... type "Tom Selleck," and 99.9% of the pictures you get have moustaches. Hm.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Tom and life-partner Sam Elliot pose before getting down to the dirty business...
...of making a crappy made-for-TV adaptaion of Louis L'Amour's The Shadow Riders.
Sorry to intrude boys. Just thought you might have a need for a cow-hand is all.
Here we see an advertisement for the World Cup of Rugby, scheduled for this September in gay Paris. I love a city that doesn't take itself too seriously. Especially if, in the course of the aforementioned action, they show me hot manly rugby players grabbing ass and making out.
I think we're all winners here today.
For more funny stuff from this same outfit, visit the tourism site mentioned in the ad: cestsoparis.com.
At first I thought that I might be, in some small, rather insignificant, "what a crazy thing the interweb is" way, for the fact that, accompanying an article about how Anderson Cooper goes to a the gayest gym in NYC, some editor at Gawker chose a picture that I attempted to make famous in the inaugural post in my Found Porn series.
There I was envisioning some Gawker writer doing a Vox tag search for "barbell" and "underwear," and finding my little corner of the world. Those were heady minutes.
Turns out they just did a Flickr search for "gay gym."
Congrats, boys. Only we truly know how happy this development will make you. It probably feels just like "Hey Crackhead" all over again.
And hey... congratulations to PETE on the new job! Offered and accepted. Boom! What a difference a day makes.
Have you been wondering why all the strange pictures of half-naked 20-something boys and leggy supervillians have been showing up in my Recent Photos list? Have you been wondering why my archives suddenly jumped from a few weeks to a year's worth of posts? No? Are you sure you haven't? Really... no?
Well -- in case I missed a 'yes' out there... the exceedingly clever Harold, who generously hosted my old blog, helped me move all my old posts from his server to Vox. Yay! I wrote there for just over a year beginning in February 05, but took an extended hiatus from blogging that I've only recently taken up again.
Now that I'm fully Voxed, I'm in the process of cleaning up those old posts. Moving pictures over, cleaning up dead links, making myself sound way wittier -- that kind of thing.
So feel free to check out my work in progress. I'm especially hoping the Jo-Tel boys (pictured here) will be doing the same thing with their own blog, as it'd be a shame to miss the story that goes along with the pictures that first inspired the Found Porn series. A damn shame indeed.
This long-awaited new Found Porn post comes from today's Day In Pictures, and is still more proof that white folks in this country are direct descendents of the Puritans.
All fall down: Miami fans get a pocket full of Posey during the Heat-Suns game in Miami.
Don't worry folks. It won't hurt you, and you still have your Beemers.
In an announcement that shocked exactly nobody, Trek actor George Takei came out of the closet the other day. Anyone who might have, say, heard him speak in a panel at a Star Trek Convention back in 1992 or in DVD extra interviews on the ST:TNG Box Set (not that I know anyone like that) would go, "Oh yeah. Is that guy an Auntie or what."
Notice how I didn't meniton the whole shirtless fencing scene in TOS's "The Naked Time," as I think that was really our earliest indication, and was sooooo obvious I don't think it's fair to count.
All this puts this pic from the obscure 1976 WWII TV series "Black Sheep Squadron" in quite a new light, no?
In a related story: Robert Conrad.... rrrrrooooowwwlll.
Just had to share these unbelievably hot pictures of some unbelievably hot model/actor/masturbatory fantasy boy who is apparently set to appear on 10/20 on that curse upon the Wednesday night WB lineup, Smallville.
He dresses in orange and green and has the buffest swimmer's build you ever did see.
That's right... Aquaman.
It's a measure of how bad Smallville got before I gave it up two years ago that not even the chace of seeing this guy half-naked and wet will get me to watch this show. I mean, I used to watch The Dukes of Hazzard for Chrissake, and I don't think they ever took their shirts off!
Nope. Ain't gonna watch. Can't make me.
Damn you, WB. Damn you.
The boys who first inspired the now infamous Found Porn series on these pages have co-opted the title for their own nefarious purposes. Did I say nefaroius? I meant hilarious.
To see Hip-E's post using this picture, search for the 7/13/05 post with the by now familiar name.
If rivets from the Golden Gate Bridge (since that's what that is up there) can get a straight boy "all horny," then maybe this country isn't so bad after all.
The Jo-Tel: Better than Sufjan Stevens and they know it.
